It takes a lot to make me blush, usually. Proof of this is here.
Believe it or not, I’m usually a prude, and whilst I’m quick to blurt out rude, dirty comments in conversation, sex is not something I’m comfortable talking about, or even really raising with another person, face-to-face.
Needless to say, I think the other girl in the office was very grateful she’d received an iPhone cover with the Eiffel Tower on it as her souvenir – I don’t think she could have handled the Sex Dice of Tonight-You-Will-Be-Subjecting-Your-Body-To-All-Manner-Of-Unnatural-Gymnastics. Not at all.
I’m note even sure I can.